From the mouths of babes...

So as you've noticed my poor blog has been abandoned for at almost 4 weeks. (more on that later)
Today I took Matthew to get a very needed hair cut. He climbed onto the stylist's chair and proceeded to talk to her about everything going on in his life. (EVERYTHING!)
When she was almost done, he told her that he was going to have a birthday very soon and that he was thinking about getting a new pet. She asked what kind of pet he was thinking about getting, to which he answered very seriously:
-Well I was thinking about a goat but since my mommy says that we can't have goats at home I'm thinking about going with a reptile. I'm not sure yet... But what I'm sure of is that I don't ever want to have a pet KANGAROO- and before she could ask why? he said,
-Because you know...kangaroos kick people in the crotch-
The lady gave me a look and trying to contain a laugh she said -Who told you that?-
and Matthew replied, -Well My brother told me about it a loooooooong time ago and I didn't believe him, but then I saw it with my own eyes one day on America's Funniest Videos-
That's how I know that kangaroos kick people in the crotch.